I have nothing remotely interesting to share yet, and it’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these posts, so here’s a list of search phrases that landed people here:

• chocolate shell on penis
• how much does it cost to have tonsils removed
• mazel mouthguard
• who would marry a guy called big crazy lester?
• internet dating disaster - last minute cancellation
• where would i find a guard to keep your mouth closed at night
• does anyone dislike anne hathaway?
• is the actor in the kiafest commercial a professional dancer?
• is he a good date?
• what is the superfluous?
• are dates good for you?
• ex boyfriend michael you hurt me seattle
• how long after having mono can you kiss again?
• how did larry from sitnsleep lose his weight?
• regular band aids over corns or callus on the pinky toes do you leave them for 1 day or 2 days
• borat incorporated in new jersey makers of dog hairdryer
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As always, write a story using at least five of the search phrases. And to all the new people, how did you get here?

I know, it’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these! Some recent searches that landed people here:

• matt dillon does not look his age
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As always, write a story using at least five of the search phrases. And to all the new people, how did you get here?

I have nothing remotely interesting to write about unless you want to hear more about the proteus infection in my nose or Tuesday’s scheduled colposcopy. Yeah, didn’t think so. So to tide you over until something of substance happens, here are some recent searches that landed people here:

• don’t ruin your nice high heels while driving
• doorwall maintenance
• gogo dancer auditions in las vegas
• cambria ca three legged dog
• how much does it cost to get tonsils removed?
• jdate rejection
• waterproof pasties
• does antonio banderas do a nasonex commercial?
• facial expressions for ouch wow oops yuck mmm shhh hmm etc
• how to get a jewish guy to marry you if you re not a jew
• why is superfluous so cool
• i am addicted to jdate
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As always, write a story using at least five of the search phrases.

Verbatim search questions (and my answers in italics) that landed people here:

• Can i use 87 octane in my pacifica? I have no idea.
• Can a spark of attraction happen on a second date? According to my mom it can.
• How long before you can kiss again after having mono? Not sure. But I kissed someone while I had mono. I’m such a rebel.
• What happens if the pee is sour? Um, what?
• Where can i find a comfortable pair of black cowboy boots? I got a really cute pair of brown ones last year from Shoe Pavilion.
• Is christie brinkley jewish? I don’t believe so.
• Is he over his ex-girlfriend? Are you talking about Mugged Guy? Because he’s definitely not.
• What is juxtaposition? An act or instance of placing close together or side by side, esp. for comparison or contrast, according to dictionary.com.
• Is jdate worth it? Depends whom you ask.
• Why would my actual boyfriend help his ex girlfriend? Maybe he’s nice? Or uh…
• When will i feel better after a tonsillectomy? It’s been three weeks for me and while I’m not yet at one hundred percent, I definitely feel a lot better than I did last week.
• Who will she choose sky los angeles? I have no idea what this means, sorry. Anyone else know?
• If a guy cancel a first date shall i meet him later on? Only if he was mugged at gunpoint.
• Is caddy-corner a word? No, but catty-cornered is.
• What happened to marjorie on what about brian? Good question! I guess you’ll have to tune in next week to find out.

So there you have it.

I have nothing remotely interesting to write about today, unless you want to know about how I’m back on the super super duper antibiotics and my surgery may be postponed. Or how a possible side effect of said antibiotics is a black “hairy” tongue (no I do not have it thankyouverymuch). Or about how I haven’t heard a peep from Divorced Dad. Or how I’m totally annoyed with the surplus of Christmas music on the radio. But I’ll save all that for Thursday’s post.

Recent searches that landed people here:

• what kind of car does matt dillon drive
• jdate party sucks
• what is a good date?
• sex toy party q tips
• depeche mode mohawk hat instructions
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As always, write a story using at least five of the search phrases. And if you’re a new reader, tell me how you got here. Please.

Some recent searches that landed people here:

• guster throw on stage
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• i got a pornstar pregnant
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• what happened to marjorie on what about brian
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• is heidi really on jdate
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As always, write a story using at least five of the search phrases. And if you’re a new reader, tell me how you got here. Please.

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As always, write a story using at least five of the search phrases. And if you’re a new reader, tell me how you got here. Please.

Some recent searches that landed people here:

• what happens if i don t replace my air filter in my home
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• boyfriend introduces you as friend
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• I’m addicted to q-tips
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As always, write a story using at least five of the search phrases. And if you’re a new reader, tell me how you got here. Please.
- - -
In totally unrelated to How You Got Here stuff: Marissa, I saw Aram on the Today show this morning. Mazel tov!

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• how to make a kippah stick on a bald head
• magic shell and penis
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As always, write a story using at least five of the search phrases. And if you’re a new reader, tell me how you got here. Please.

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As always, write a story using at least five of the search phrases. And if you’re a new reader, tell me how you got here. Please.
- - -
And in other news, tomorrow night Detroit Guy is taking me to a cast and crew screening of You, Me and Dupree. Should be fun! And I love me some Matt Dillon.

I’m not sure what happened, but I somehow managed to lose my last post. It’s baaack, as evidenced below. Weirdness.

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• kickycowgirl
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• wore diaper under dress
• thank god im a jewish boy
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• how does jdate do it
• if i had to choose between you and the sun
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• how to know if theres a second date?
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• what chinese eat at christmas
• husband and i offered to swap with my sister and boyfriend
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• if you’ve just turned thirty congratulations and welcome to the over thirties club. if you haven’t turned thirty yet fuck off the grown ups are talking here. to the rest of the club a quick word in your shell like.
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As always, write a story using at least five of the search phrases. And if you’re a new reader, tell me how you got here. Please.

Recent searches that landed people here:

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• blackout i was stuck in the elevator
• then he said let s just be friends
• can i get pregnant at age 33 years old
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• can you catch mono if you re nine years old?
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• internet dating sucks fat
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Write a story using at least five of the search phrases. And if you’re a new reader, tell me how you got here. Please.

Recent questions that brought people to my blog:

• is knowing pop culture important?
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• is paranoia silly
• what do you like about 8? he is so damn entertaining.. and i happen to be related to him
• how long does it take to get pregnant at age 36
• interested guys call after second date?
• how does baking soda to laundry whiten yellowing dingy cotton bed sheets
• jew boob effect?
• march april 2006 when is the best time to cut hair
• flattering compliments in email dating is he interested?
• how long before you can kiss again when having mono
• why did he tell me about the other women he is dating
• should nail beds turn blue or purple when hands are cold
• does he miss me?
• how much can someone change at age forty
• does ryan seacrest eat sushi?
• got his number called him left a voicemail and never heard from him?
• where is superfluous hair found?
• if the guy you re dating is sick is it okay to call
• what it means when a guy calls you sweetie
• slept with a guy now have his number what to text?
• how are they going to explain mariska hargitay s pregnancy on law & order?
• should i marry at the age of 40?

Seriously. And to all the new people, how did you get here?

Some strange verbatim searches that landed people here:

• fat person on ballet shoes
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• how do you know it s a date?
• crunchy on the outside comic
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• too short for jdate
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As usual, use a few of these searches to write a story. And to all the new people, how did you get here?

Some recent searches that landed people here:

• myspace mail break in to a friends mail
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• gentle breakup lines
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• my jewish boyfriend wants to breakup with me because im not jewish
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• penis rent
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Most popular search phrase of the week for the second week in a row: i hate jdate.

As always, use a few of these search terms in a story. And to my new readers, how did you get here?

Recent random searches that landed people here:

• kirk gibson is a jerk [ed. note: as you know, I agree]
• cooking silver balls
• dating a jew at christmas
• happy hanukkah you big jew
• i am a 60years male person and want to suck penis of my brother in law who is 70 years male person
• snarky bastard
• ellen degeneres is a fan of jon stewart
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• did lauren sanchez go bigger?
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• what do the chinese eat on christmas
• stupid fat ugly people pictures
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And the number one search (besides superfluous and juxtaposition): i hate jdate

As usual, use a few of these searches to write a story. And to all the new people, how did you get here?

Some (really strange) recent searches that landed people here:

• online dating top 10 reasons not to answer my profile
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• what do israel eat for christmas
• pictures about what freezes better warm water or saltwater
• who makes a frozen pie crusts that is flat?
• internet dating sucks
• leaving on a jet plane explained
• my sister castrated me
• i hate being single teenager
• what is irreconcilable intellects?
• ellen degeneres is a fan of jon stewart
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• how to write a good jdate profile
• guy just want to be friends
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As usual, use a few of these searches to write a story. And to all the new people, how did you get here?

Recent searches that landed people here:

• grammar in nutrisystem commercial
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As usual, use a few of these searches to write a story. And to all the new poeple, how did you get here?

Some recent questions (and my answers in parentheses) that landed people here:

• have you ever kicked a guy in the balls (no)
• what does juxtaposition mean? (look it up)
• how good is hurrydate? (it’s not)
• when does virgin megastore open at hollywood and highland? (it opened in October)
• how tall is hillary duff? (try IMDB)
• why was hil to the chief created (huh?)
• what makes the red in red velvet cake red (a lot of red food coloring)
• how do i know my beshert (got me. do you know mine?)
• how many weight watcher points in a bottle of pinot noir? (maybe you shouldn’t drink the whole bottle.)
• have you ever kicked a guy? (no)
• girls feel fat what to do? (stay away from the Ben & Jerrys)
• how do i know my car battery is dead (your car dies in the middle of the intersection during rush hour. oh wait, that only happens to me.)
• where can i meet a nice jewish boy in los angeles (I have no idea, but if you figure it out, please let me know.)

As always, to all the new people–how did you get here?

Recent searches that landed people here:

• picture guy wrapped up in blanket
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• in the elevator comic jab
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• secret cute jewish blog
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How did you get here?

Recent searches that landed people here while I was at synagogue:

• how to make a bootie cupcake
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• fannee doolee
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• shiksas dating site
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The usual challenge: Use four or more phrases to write a story. And of course, to all the new people, how did you get here?

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Top search term of the week: lauren sanchez

Who wants to write a story? And to all the new people, how did you get here?

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Who wants to write a story? And to all the new people, how did you get here?

And on a totally unrelated, updated note, I see lightning and hear thunder. What gives?

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How did you get here?

Some recent searches that landed you here:

• funny picture with a guy throwing his dog on myspace .com
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• things to know when dating a jew

And of course, to all the new people–How did you get here? Oh, and who’s gonna write a story? Use at least five search terms.

This week in recent searches:

• dutchess of york+weight watchers chicken nuggets
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The most searched for phrase of the week: castration parties. Because, um, my blog is all about those.

And as an added bonus, here’s how you got here, evidently while on crack:

• my mom flirts with my boyfriends
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How did you get here?

I really wonder what people were expecting to find from these search phrases:

• dress codes for dumping your man [ed. note: What the hell?]
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• was richard from beauty and the geek jewish [ed. note: Now really. Did you have to ask that? Isn't it kinda obvious?]
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• one particular website where kristen dunst wil check her fans emails
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Which is your favorite? And how’d you get here?

This week in weird searches:

• fully explain annabel lee
• met him on myspace
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• you know its 2005 when..
• hilary is an annoying jew from san diego

[ed. note: fuck you, no I'm not]

• saddle castration party
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Write a story. I dare ya. And if you’re new, how’d you get?

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Who wants to use at least six of those search phrases in a paragraph? And if you’re new to my blog, how’d you get here?

Some recent questions that landed people here:

• feelies reforming?
• how did beauty and the geek end?
• how old must you be to date someone whose 22?
• can i transfer my blogger files to wordpress?
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Do you have an answer for these lost souls?

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As usual, to all the new people, how did you get here?

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[ed. note: um, ew.]

As usual, to all the new people, how did you get here?

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*I have no idea what this means. Who the hell is Raymond and what’s the deal with his cheese?

p.s. Anyone know of a coffeeshop in the Hollywood/West Hollywood area that is quiet enough to write at and where they won’t give me dirty looks if I stay past the last sip of my hot chocolate?

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*Note: With the exception of this post, Oingo Boingo and American Idol should never be used in the same sentence.

Look, someone else had the text message thing happen to her too. And sadly, her quest for an answer brought her to my blog:

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p.s. The answer is because he’s an idiot.

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[ed. note: I just list them, you all are searching for them]
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