I don’t have the energy to write a story but I will say that a chocolate shell on a penis sounds like a fun night to me! Or, it would, if I were a guy. I personally would probably just wonder how many calories were in the chocolate.

After putting on my third matching argyle sweater, since I have a strong sweater set fetish, I was able to leave the house. As I got into my new Kia, I wondered, “Is the kiafest commercial guy a professional dancer?” Because if he is, he really needs to go back and get his money back. Then I recalled, I bought a Kia, so I need to get my therapy money back. My mind continued to wander about Kia guy. Is he a good date? If I met him on the internet - would it be an internet dating disaster and what excuse could I use for a last minute cancellation?

Eh, the underly question to all of this is, are dates good for you? Are they good for anyone?

Was he fat? How did Larry from sitandsleep lose his weight, anyway? It’s killing me!

The “sweater set fetish” was me, I admit it, ….. relief… I can now go about my day.

…and are you wearing a sweater today? If yes, is it oh… so… good…?

Ever since I read your list, I’ve been wondering about Sit N Sleep Larry losing weight, too.

Did he? Was it stomach surgery? Do I really care? How do I get this train of thought out of my head since I see those commercials all the time.

Okay, how many more weeks of this Indian Gaming proposition propaganda?!? Do we vote the first week of February?

Nice to know other people are as obsessed with Google Analytics (or other blog tracking software) as me. Someone managed to find my blog after searching for “fabulous fuckers.”
Go figure!

I got here because you commented on a flickr photo of mine. Thanks! I wonder, though, how you found it. Just at a time that I was wishing that someone new that I knew nothing about would come into my life too.

I found you through Kristen (Better Now). Glad I did!