How You Got Here

I know, it’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these! Some recent searches that landed people here:

  • matt dillon does not look his age
  • i want to play lotto for tomorrow and i want you to help me and give me some lucky numbers
  • the word panties
  • bus aliens dating
  • boob massage
  • best excuses for cancelling surgery
  • thanks to jdate i now hate jewish women
  • sunset and vine apartments nude live cam
  • littles cherries sex
  • i went to bed bath and beyond with my mom. how miserable is that
  • how to dispose food sour cream toilet
  • magic shell chocolate penis
  • what are the chances that we engage in anything more than just conversation?

As always, write a story using at least five of the search phrases. And to all the new people, how did you get here?

3 Comments »

geewits

June 19th, 2007 | 12:15 pm

After Marnie “retired,” I was looking for someone to fill that gap. And thanks for the camera link! We were looking for one and didn’t know where to start and you seem like the trustworthy sort. My husband ordered it yesterday.

VJ

June 19th, 2007 | 8:29 pm

At] ‘the word panties’ the short man ahead of us almost giggled, and then I turned to Steph and whispered ‘Matt Dillon does not look his age’! And then he turned to us and said ‘I want to play lotto for tomorrow and I want you to help me and give me some lucky numbers’. We about swooned. But as he was turning back to pay he bumped Steph’s arm and her ‘magic shell chocolate penis’ she was carrying came crashing down to the floor. Steph screwed up her face and practically shouted; ‘I not clue you in for a good ‘boob massage’ if ‘bus aliens [were] dating’ me! We fell out laughing then. The older gent behind us then said to no one in particular, ‘Well that’s the best excuses for canceling surgery I’ve had all day…’.
Cheers & Good Luck! ‘VJ’

Yorick

June 20th, 2007 | 1:33 am

Ummmmm I followed a link to flickr–your pink cupcakes and then came here from your flickr profile.

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