Things I Won’t Miss Should They Go Away Forever
It’s random list time again! Here are some things I am totally over:
- The Valtrex commercial with the husband who has herpes and the wife who doesn’t. And won’t.
- Macaroni and cheese.
- People who say, “I wonder why you’re still not feeling well. I had my tonsils out when I was a kid and I was only sick a few days.”
- My scabs.
- The crazy winds.
- Boys who get hit by The Bus.
- People who constantly talk about the fad diet they’re on.
- Women who talk on the cell phone in the restroom at work.
- Coconut anything.
- Flaky people.
- Tapered pants.
- Boys who don’t even send a “I don’t think we’re a good match, but thanks for the email,” email on Jdate.
I guess I’m a little cranky today. Swallowing scabs can do that to a girl. And please, feel free to add to the list.