Black hairy tongue? Gross!

Ironicaly one of the “cures” for it is for more anti-biotics. Ah thats brutal.

I hope you feel better soon.

Looks like someone took Google Romance a little too seriously…

that is so gross. you need to warn people not to click on the link…gross gross

‘This jdate party sucks!’ Suzie exclaimed. ‘I don’t know, what is a good date’, joked her erstwhile fill in date, Josh. ‘I mean my Uncle Mark has this recipe for jellied eels that he uses on all his ’sleepovers’, he says it efficiently weeds out the gold-diggers from the crowd’, opined Josh. ‘Geez I’d rather be hav[ing] sex with my dog!, Reva replied. ‘Perhaps a sex toy party [with] q tips’ offered a very drunk Sal from the corner. ‘I wanna go home Now!’, I’m no longer accepting any lame excuses for not showing up on a date Suzie screamed just then.

Cheers & Good Luck, ‘VJ’

I am trying to picture the woman who would type in all the characteristics of her dream date into her internet browser. Is he supposed to be nice? Or anything but nice?

Now that I think of it, I have typed HELP ME into my browser in a moment of frustration at work.

Wait, maybe it was at home, after a few years of searching on internet personals and meeting one too many guys who asked my bra size in the first I.M. So rude!

(Okay, I’m not even going to mention the person who asked about their dog!)

Good news: In addition to voting rights and the ability to work outside of the home without undue stigma, you can now call up a guy you like (like Divorced Dad) instead of waiting for him to do so!

“without waiting for him to call you,” I’d meant.

Yeay for Pox! Go make a phonecall…

Agreed. DD may need some encouragement. He might feel insecure about dating a cool, freewheeling single girl, since he’s burdened by family obligations.

You guys are mind readers. I shot off an email last night (it was late and I didn’t know if he had his kids over so I didn’t want to call). We shall see.

I was at a sex shop and was in the midst of purchasing sex toy party q tips and a dolphin shaped waterproof vibrator. I’m buying crap like this cuz I’m a single, 36 year old woman who put her career before all else. Quality men seem to avoid me as if I was that weird Mini skirt man Trader Joe’s had 86′ed for grazing.

I often think to myself, “What does it feel like when your biological clock goes off?” Perhaps it’ll hit me like a fork in a toaster. That’s allright. That 60 year old lady in England was still able to give birth; That just allows me to relax for the next 20 years and I’ll worry about having kids then.

One of my major dilemmas is I have a huge Rott Weiler that sleeps in my bed with me. I love her to death, but often wonder if she’s gonna be my only companion for many years to come (20 to be exact). In the interim, having casual sex will have to be at his place. Otherwise, we’ll have to plan out how to have sex with my dog in the way. It’s really probable that she’ll be watching, too. Cuz trying to shoo away an 85 lb dog off of “her” memory foam mattress has gotta be harder than writing a thesis titled, “Rosh Hashana and consumerism: How will this impact North Korea’s booming economy?” I’d probably have to end my paper with Depeche Mode mohawk hat instructions just to fill up the last 65 pages.

This was fun. I got here by asking, “how long does it take to bake mini cupcakes” on Ask.com.