masturbating with a cheese stick? Oy vey! And I thought squirrel pee was funny..

So, do you like, Eat The Cheese Stick afterwards? Or is it just A Convenient Masturbation Tool? Either Way, it seems like A Lot Of Work to me. And, well, kind of Unsanitary. Why not just use A Vibrator?! Wait — Will String Chesse work?

And, Yes, I have been thinking about this All Day.

‘I hate being a receptionist!’ Mary screamed to no one in particular as she glanced across the room to the TV’s and wondered ‘when is judge hatchett’s birthday?’, she’s the only one who can make me laugh by 11.12am every day. Just then a patient rolled up ‘I took medicine on an empty stomach and now it hurts’, and Mary shuffled her concerns to the doctor’s nurse. ‘Is 32 too old to date marry and have a child?’ asked another patient absentmindedly, and Mary said aloud more to herself than anyone else, ‘It better not be!’ Her greasy BF joked with her then, ‘I got a pornstar pregnant’ once! She was hitting him with her purse just before being ushered inside the office intake area.

That’s all I’ve got for the moment. Send the cupcakes too… Cheers & Good Luck, ‘VJ’

“his penis snapped off; he’s pregnant!” That is so funny! I think it’s the best out of the bunch.

So, my life is in turmoil. I hate my job as a receptionist, and I’m really not feeling well at all, AGAIN! My head, my ears, my throat! I took medicine on an empty stomach, and now it hurts. Is vicodin really good for you? I can’t even imagine. And is it really OK to use a Qtip to clean out wax from your ears? At least I found a new boyfriend. I was beginning to wonder if I would spend my life alone. Is 32 too old to date marry and have a child? I’m not sure anymore. He’s OK, I guess. A little disappointing in the bedroom, a little like masturbating with a cheese stick. At least he’s invited me to meet his family. What do the Chinese eat at Christmas anyway??

WOW, did I say that??? LOL!! I found you thru Say It, Don’t Spray It.

I found you through Kristin at Debaucherous and Dishevelled.

Do soap bubbes last longer on warm or cold days? I haven’t been able to figure that out yet..try as I might. I mean, when they are warm, they seem to pop easier and get watery. I was pondering over lunch last week while wondering what do chinese eat at christmas when I decided that I hate being a receptionist. It’s boring. I’d rather go to some goy office holiday parties that are happening or perhaps try masturbating with a cheese stick. That’s how crappy my life has been.
On top of that, i took medicine on an empty stomach and now it hurts.
So, please say a little prayer for me.

“is vicodin good for you?” was me!

answer… “YES”!

Thnx,

Johnny

Not bad over all, but the stories mostly fall down with that damn cheese stick business. No one but some guy would think about doing it that way. Cheers, ‘VJ’