I can’t believe Lauren gave up that whole Paris internship for Jason. I mean if she really paid attention to Jason she’d realize he’s less interested in “being with her” than being known for being with her. I mean sometimes when you really look into his eyes when he’s talking to her you can tell he’s totally not even 100% there with her. He’s thinking about the fact that they’re being filmed for TV. That’s why he’s with her. I just wish Lauren would see that. If she did, maybe she would have taken that trip to Paris for the summer internship.

She is totally going to regret her decision when she looks back ten years from now and is a total wash-out.

Someone needs to give her an intervention.

I agree that she made a stupid decision. I figured she had decided to stay in town because I kept hearing about sightings of the two of them around town recently, when she would’ve/should’ve been in Paris. Well, I hope that the other blonde intern got it, at least.

I am taking some pride in your getting turned on to UCB and to ASSSSCAT. They so owe me comps. If the show weren’t already so affordable, I’d write them a letter demanding my tix…

A little spice is amazing in chocolate, I don’t think it’s meant to actually be spicy but just enhance the other flavours. It can be really really good if done well!

Ok, I just read online that Whitney did get that internship. Stupid TiVo cut off the last minute or so.

Okay. The Hills. Love It. Michael thinks I am Losing Brain Cells from Watching It, but that is The Whole Point, right? And I love Heidi and her Strong Work Ethic. She is Such A Terrific Role Model for Young MTV Viewers. They should grant her A Tiara and throw her a Sweet 16 just for fun.

So, now, here’s the thing: What does Jason do? I mean, other than Play Golf and Party. Is he in School? Does he have A Job? I can’t quite figure out what LC sees in him [I refuse to part with Their Laguna Beach (Producer-Appointed) Nick Names.] She got All Mad at Heidi (Heidi is The Roommate, right? I get All The Blondes mixed up.) for Quitting School to Take “A Real Job” but she doesn’t seem at all concerened with Jason’s Lack Of Ambition. Well, maybe Jason’s Goal is to Make It Into The Surreal Life House some day. So, I really shouldn’t Knock Him. But, really, they are Only Twenty!! And they are Moving In With Each Other?! Of course, for LC, passing on The Paris Internship was probably Not That Big A Deal because she has probably been to Paris like One Million Times. Daddy probably owns some sort of Chateau there, in fact.

Okay. I said Enough. Must. Find. Brain. Cells. Now.

I still think raspberries go better with chocolate.

Reminds me of this joke (which I hope isn’t politically incorrect):

A lunatic asylum was across the street from a strawberry field. One of the inmates was allowed out to watch the farmer as he was doing his chores.

The inmate asked the farmer, “What are you doing?”

The farmer replied, “I’m putting manure on the strawberries.”

So the inmate said, “Wow! I put cream and sugar on my strawberries, but I’m supposed to be crazy!”

Booooooooooooooooooooo!

Tivo cut off the end of The Hills for me also. Last image I saw was of LC walking onto the patio of the beach house. Did I miss anything after that?

Lame decision if she wants to go into the fashion world. And it’s not like Jason does much and he has alot of money, he could have probably flown out to visit her over the summer. LAME!

I’m sure your date will pop that with his pecker. Don’t worry.