I would also like red velvet cake mailed to me, but I wouldn’t have had the ingenuity to google it.

I think I am going to be in LA in October. I think we should go out for cake, I’m going to email you.

How I got here (which feels like I’m writing a “How I Spent My Summer Vacation” essay for 5th grade):

You were on someone’s blogroll. I don’t remember who.
I didn’t have enough to read.
I clicked on several.
I didn’t like most of them.
I liked your writing style.
Here I am.

Keep up the writing — you’re good at it.

I don’t remember how I got here — prolly from a link on Tamara’s page — but I do know that I have Magic Shell in my pantry and a penis (somewhere other than my pantry) and a sudden palpable fear of how much free time some people have when they surf on over to Google.

Incidentally, I regret ever using the term “masturbating with a cheese grater” in a post on my blog some time ago. Considering the topic of your post, my reasoning, hopefully, is fairly obvious

okay secret service wants to fuck hilary has to be the funniest thing ive ever read. bet you didnt know the secret service is the one spilling your diet cokes and giving you bad hair days.

I got here through my bookmark menu. FYI.

I actually used one of the search phrases as a prompt, and I’m kind of optimistic about where it’s going.

so how does one make a kippah stick on a bald head? ’cause i’ll need to know in a few years. oy.

Double sided tape? And I think you have quite some time to worry about it.

hi, I’ve been reading for a few days now. I think I came across your site from Ari Goes Down and I came across her site from another site… I think I was looking up Jewish dating or something of that nature since y’know, I’m jewish and I date.
Lauren

Got here through Google search for “superfluous people” and curiosity about the superfluous universe which came out of nothing. No time to write a story about topless photos of the dutchess of York or the secret servicing of Hilary. I might be able to say something about falling in love with someone you are not atractted to from the beginning but have no idea how to make a kippah stick on a bald head. Nor do I know what I should know when dating a jew. I am what you call “goyim” (spelling?) but I do like girls with small posteriors. They sit lighter.