Wow…you got me twice. It was me with the “what are my chances of getting pregnant at age 38″ AND “free nude judge hatchett pics.”

‘Course, I’m not very optimistic about the first one — I’m a guy — and I just wanted to see if Judge Hatchett was as tasty in print as she was in person back when we met at that “Lady Judges and The Geeks Who Love Them” Convention in Wappinger Falls in 1997.

And, in all seriousness, I dunno how you people do it in Cali, but if there’s an annual toilet-riding film festival in Westwood, I’m glad I live in NYC

“chocolate solves everything” gotta love this person

Gotta love sitemeter!

(And: I consider your blog very lovely and it does include a diverse array of topics. Sorry to fixate on the recent dating stuff!)

Speaking of apartments . . . I hate living in an apartment, almost as much as I hate CortiSlim. Now as we know, chocolate solves everything! But the best diet I’ve tried lately is “toilet riding” as a result of too much Tequila during the Westwood Film Festival. It didn’t work for my boyfriend, though. He’s a 300-pound man, and I think he needs a bike.

I’ve about had it with him. I need to move on to greener pastures. Can a Jewish man date a Non-Jewish woman? I don’t want a hack JDate, but when I saw the “So You Think You Can Dance” Jewish guy, I started reconsidering my whole “don’t date outside your religion” concept. What I really want to know about dating is . . . how to know if he’s right, and I only want to date him? Once that is settled, what are my chances of getting pregnant at age 38? But I digress.

Which are shorter?! Capris? Or cropped pants? Seriously, I need to know. Once I get under 300 pounds myself, I’m going shopping on the Internet!

All this makes my brain hurt. Onto more important topics like . . . How do i get rid of streaking after a mystic tan? (You know, tan fat always looks better than white fat, but not with streaks.)

Oh, have you guys heard that Alexa Rae, the porn star, is Christie Brinkley’s daughter. I heard that today from some geek who has free nude Judge Hatchett pics. Gross.

I got here through a blog search about Jdate. I needed to know that I wasn’t the only one with horror stories.

Ixnay on the “I love Matt Dillon” during the date. He probably doesn’t need to hear how much hotter Matt is on a second date.

Geri just made me spit on my keyboard. I vote for Geri.

Okay, Dr. Bean, spitting? As in spit take? Which part got you the most?

And are you are real doctor? Or do you just play one on TV?

Do I get a mushed via mail fabulous cupcake if I win? Maybe a dozen since I used ALL the phrases . . . sort of.

Geri: I am a real doctor. “Once that is settled, what are my chances of getting pregnant at age 38? But I digress.” was my favorite.

Daily Guilt sent me. (is this like a password thing?)

First time reader, first time posting….

I got here because I think I’m falling in love with a jewish boy….and therefore I want to ask, “Can a jewish man date a non-jewish girl?” Technically its possible, just like is technically possible to hack Jdate.

Personally I think I’m only obsessed, but I guess I need to read more crap like, “dating how to know if he s right and i only want to date him.”

But seriously, this is the first time I have fallen for a Jewish man..it must be his Jewish bread with raisins on it….or the way he thinks he can dance. (”Get her down.” )

In any case, I’ll go eat some chocolate now…since it seems to solve everything!

Googled “hack jdate” !