I put a profile on match.com a while back, just to see if it was any better than Jdate. (It’s not.) I never paid for a membership, but unlike Jdate, Match allows you to read the emails you receive. To respond, you must become a paying member. Over the course of a month, I received these two emails from the same guy.

The first one read:

Subject: 6′2″ Jewish Hot Fudge Guy

I’m your guy!

Want 2.5 kids, still growing spiritually, taller than you…
close to family Ha! - You’re funny…

Click por favor,
Let’s explore for a sec…I think there’s a match…

The second one:

Subject: Dialing you

but I misplaced your digits…ha!

can I call to say hi real quick?

BLINK!

I’ve never spoken/emailed/corresponded whatsoever with this guy. So, either he’s a) mixing me up with someone else, or b) pretending he lost my number in the hopes that I’d give him mine? Needless to say, my profile is now “hidden” on the site. And what the hell is a Jewish Hot Fudge Guy anyway?