Ok…I don’t recall when you mentioned the following on your blog:

Kirsten Dunst
Ballet shoes
Arrowhead Mountain Spring Water

I like the entry about cheap speeddating. Now there’s a guy looking for a “fast and easy on the wallet” dating experience.

Hilary, aren’t you still looking for that “special” someone?

My favorite is “rent my cleavage” and to follow that with “cheap speeddating in los angeles”… it doesn’t get much better.

JAB,

Kirsten Dunsst–Marissa and I saw her on Melrose. Ballet shoes–got me.
Arrowhead Mountain Spring Water–I think my mom made a comment about bottled waters.

But odd, huh?

Which service do you use that let’s you see what search terms get folks to your page? I can get some info from my page counter, but not nearly as much as you do.

Hi Nanette. I use the stats thing that came with my hosting account as well as sitemeter (that little rainbow box you see to the bottom of the sidebar. You should check it out–www.sitemeter.com.

It’s gotta be the dress code one for me. A girl once tried to break up with me wearing white shoes after Labor Day so I made her date me until the next summer.

“Rent my cleavage” is my favorite. When I’m getting a ticket, that could come in handy. I’d just say, “my, officer, it sure is hot in here,” whip out my rental cleavage, and get off with a warning.

Hilary: Do you pay for the premium sitemeter service? I NEVER get such detailed searches.

How much is cleavage renting for nowadays anyway?

Meg, nope. I just check it regularly!

Pretty much any phrase entered on Google will take you here. Here’s the “Dress Code:”

Neil
June 17th, 2005 | 5:49 pm
Jewish men, don’t get too excited when you meet the blond goddess from Newport, Rhode Island who’s read this book and after your kosher ass. The writer’s first book was titled “We Need to Talk. But First, Do You Like My Shoes? : Dress Codes for Dumping Your Man.� So, chances are she’s read that book, too.

I’m jealous of how many comments you get, darlin’.

Esther, I have the best commenters ever, don’t I? I’m willing to share ya know…

So? Nu? Send ‘em all over my way! Surely there’s something on my blog worth commenting on…

I am so getting busted for comment solicitation by the blogpolice…

And BTW, I wrote a very short, very weird story using your last batch of search terms. Will post it here soon. Why? For my own entertainment. And hopefully yours…

I really like “windshield and toes girls,” mostly because I don’t have a clue what that means.

Although “rent my cleavage” is good, too. It gives me ideas.

I like “rent my cleavage”

my search term was “jdate decline”

Here’s that short story I promised. Doesn’t make that much sense, but neither do most of the search terms.

Sick of worrying about dating, to call or not to call, I was lost in my sea of secret jdate phone calls that I let go straight to voicemail when I met him on myspace. His message was cryptic: something about being a hot Hebrew who could get my sister tickets to puppetry of the penis. To me, this seemed the very definition of guilty and not at all what I should do on Thursday. But you know it’s 2005 when you’ve just come from a saddle castration party where people thought Hilary is an annoying Jew from San Diego (when, fuck you, no she’s not). At home, an email sent me a blog list of AAA slaves, and I knew I’d never be able fully explain Annabel Lee, especially to a guy who would call Jewish girls “assholes.� So I let his call go straight to voice mail…so what? If that’s my biggest secret, JDate, so sue me.