Post (J)Date Wrap-Up

Just got home from my date with Jdate Guy Who Actually Made Plans In Advance. Fun venue (Largo). Jimmy Kimmel made an appearance. Some comics were okay. Some comics sucked. No comics I’ve previously dated. Oh yeah, my date. Well, he was uhh, nice. Shorter than his profile said. Less hair than his picture. No interest on my part (and not because of his height or hair). It’s just not in the cards for us. [ed. note: Okay mom?]

But at least I don’t have a Top Ten list this time. Sigh. Is this ever going to end?

And in related to dating news, soon-to-be-an-Angelino-David highly recommends Three Kinds of Asking for It: Erotic Novellas. I’m sure in some way, this book relates to dating and what do you know–it happens to be on my Amazon Wishlist. Did I mention I’m turning 31 on Sunday? [ed. note: Shameless birthday gift plug, I know.]

8 Comments »

Neil

July 19th, 2005 | 12:40 am

Sorry. I was rooting for this one. Did he at least notice your sexy, uh… fake tanned legs?

Pauly D

July 19th, 2005 | 7:51 am

I’m glad. He didn’t deserve you. Him and all his “open the door for me”, “cut my meat for me”, “do you wanna get loaded and run through the park naked” stuff…

He was a knob. Moving on. Bring ‘em on!

annabel lee

July 19th, 2005 | 8:15 am

Sorry… :( But at least he wasn’t actively awful. That’s something, right? Hang in there…

Nanette

July 19th, 2005 | 9:41 am

Well, look at this way - your JDates are getting progressively better, right? :)

Hilary

July 19th, 2005 | 9:44 am

Neil–hell no. I was wearing pants.

Pauly–you’re right on–total knob.

Annabel Lee and Nanette–so does this mean they will eventually get to be pleasant? And hopefully that day will come before I’m 75.

Nanette

July 19th, 2005 | 10:34 am

In theory, yes. In actuality, probably not. I’m a glass-is-half-full-and-there-are-free-refills kinda gal myself. :)

Neil

July 19th, 2005 | 1:21 pm

I’m afraid if one of us gets you this book for your birthday — “Three Kinds of Asking for It: Erotic Novellas” — it may have an unhealthy effect on you. I once saw a “60 Minutes” story about people who get so moved by a book or movie that they start doing “copycat” actions.

On the other hand, reading this book may drastically change the way you approach your J-dates… with more interesting results for us readers (and hopefully you, of course).

If we get you this book, you have to promise one thing: Just don’t ask for all “three kinds” of it on the first date. As you know, Jewish men are easily scared.

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