The Comic just called to firm up plans for tonight’s date and we shared the following conversation:

The Comic: Just so you know, I’m finishing up my last pack [of cigarettes] right now and will be on the patch tonight so I’ll be chewing a lot of gum.
Me: Hmm. Okay.
The Comic: Oh, and my passenger door is broken so you have to go in Dukes of Hazard style or climb over from the driver’s side.
Me: Uhh, I don’t climb through windows. [ed. note: What the hell?] I’ll climb over.
The Comic: Okay, just make sure you don’t hit your head on the mirror.
Me: I’m a klutz, I probably will. When did the door break?
The Comic: I busted it when I locked myself out and tried to break in last August.
Yeah. Should be an interesting night.

*No JAB, you’re not going crazy. I wrote this post on Saturday but Blogger ate half of it and posted it on Sunday.