An Open Letter to the Owner of the Dog Yelping Next Door

Dear Absentee Dog Owner,

Please please please please please please please come home. Now. Your little runt dog is emitting a high pitched yelp that is driving me mad. Either get a real dog who knows how to properly bark or make the runt dog shut up.

Sincerely,

Your Really Annoyed Neighbor

3 Comments »

Brooks

August 2nd, 2004 | 10:53 pm


Once I got so mad about a barking dog that I went down the street at 2 in the morning and yelled over their fence at the top of my lungs. I’m surprised that I wasn’t arrested. At least Jail would have been more quiet.

Erin

August 3rd, 2004 | 10:34 am


Hehe…I can’t stop singing “Rent” in my head right now.

“I need your help to make my neighbor’s yappy dog disappear.”

Hilary

August 3rd, 2004 | 10:43 am


That didn’t even occur to me. How funny! Hmm, maybe the dog will fall…

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